Treated like a woman?!


Question: An airplane is crossing the Atlantic when it hits a violent thunderstorm and torrential winds and rain. The airliner is buffetted around like a toy, and the experience was terrifying. Worse than that, ominous creaks came from the wings of the aircraft, intensifying the fear of passengers and crew alike.

One woman could stand it no longer, With tears streaming down her face, she cried "I can't just sit here like this! Will any man on this hellish flight come beside me and treat me like a woman. If I am going to die I want to do so feeling 100% woman!"

A very handsome man rose up from his seat - tall, dark and frighteningly good looking - and with panther like movements approached the woman, unbuttoning his shirt as did so.

"I'll make you feel like a woman" he said, "here, iron this."


Answers: An airplane is crossing the Atlantic when it hits a violent thunderstorm and torrential winds and rain. The airliner is buffetted around like a toy, and the experience was terrifying. Worse than that, ominous creaks came from the wings of the aircraft, intensifying the fear of passengers and crew alike.

One woman could stand it no longer, With tears streaming down her face, she cried "I can't just sit here like this! Will any man on this hellish flight come beside me and treat me like a woman. If I am going to die I want to do so feeling 100% woman!"

A very handsome man rose up from his seat - tall, dark and frighteningly good looking - and with panther like movements approached the woman, unbuttoning his shirt as did so.

"I'll make you feel like a woman" he said, "here, iron this."

She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts," she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any
pubic hair and told her husband when he came home.

He didn't believe her so she said: "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself."

The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"

"No," said the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair there?"

"Oh yes," said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.

When the husband got back in she asked: "Did you see?"

"Yes," he said. "But why did you have to show her yours?"

"Why," she said. "You've seen it all before."

"I know," he said, "but the f**king darts team hadn’t!”


There's this girl with no education who lives in the country side with just a well. The country side has no techological advancements what-so-ever. A rich man who was taking a stroll in the country side sees the girl and asks if she want to come to the city where his house is and work for him. She agrees so she goes to work for him.
That night, the man was having a dinner-party at his house. All the guests came and settled down to eat dinner. The man then says to the girl, "get me a glass of water." The girl agrees and runs off to fetch him a glass of water. After he drinks it, he says, "get me another glass of water." She runs off to get it again and gives it to him. Towards the end of the dinner, the man says to the girl, "get me a glass of water." She goes off to get him his water. Minutes after, the man sees the girl wandering around the house with no water in the cup. The man says to the girl, "where's my water?" The girl says, "I can't get it because someone has pooped in it"

LOl - good one..... she could have done the cleaning tooo!

Great success!! I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl.

like it .lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Ha ha,nice one!

Good punchline.

Roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

another classic
star

lmfao

Heard it before... very funny!

excellent your best so far star4u

hehehe, and i bet she decked him for that, i would, pmsl

star time

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