Miss or Mrs?!
Question: there was a man in his 20s who was tired of hitting on married women. but he didnt want to ask all the ladies he met if they were married. so he came up wih a plan.he would go up to them and ask them, should i call you miss or mrs? if they said mrs, they were married, if they said miss, they werent. this worked out very well. so one day he came up to a beautiful lady, and asked her, should i call you miss, or mrs? miss please, she said. one thing led to another, and they were at his house, after a loooong night. her phone rang while she was in the bathroom, and he answered it. and old man said hey my lovely wife, are you coming home any time soon? he was furious and hung up. when she came out, he confronted her and asked her about her old husband. i asked you if i should call you miss or mrs! you only call unmarried ladies miss! he said. she said, oh! i just wanted you to call me that because it makes me feel younger than i am. which is how old? he said horrified. oh 50! she said casually.
Answers: there was a man in his 20s who was tired of hitting on married women. but he didnt want to ask all the ladies he met if they were married. so he came up wih a plan.he would go up to them and ask them, should i call you miss or mrs? if they said mrs, they were married, if they said miss, they werent. this worked out very well. so one day he came up to a beautiful lady, and asked her, should i call you miss, or mrs? miss please, she said. one thing led to another, and they were at his house, after a loooong night. her phone rang while she was in the bathroom, and he answered it. and old man said hey my lovely wife, are you coming home any time soon? he was furious and hung up. when she came out, he confronted her and asked her about her old husband. i asked you if i should call you miss or mrs! you only call unmarried ladies miss! he said. she said, oh! i just wanted you to call me that because it makes me feel younger than i am. which is how old? he said horrified. oh 50! she said casually.
lol, that is a good one!!
mrs
mrs
This isn't a question.
I dont get it whats the question?
lol funny:)
huh.
Mrs. But I'm not old. =)
i don't get what the question is?
Well, not really funny.
miss for me
yeah i don't think it's that funni either
this is a very weird but i dont see how this is a joke.
Look,you retards!!It's a joke!!Even though the grammar,spelling and pronounciation is horrible!!.
But it was pretty funny,starred.