Can someone give us a joke?!


Question: to cheer us up


Answers: to cheer us up

joke ?

knock knock, whos there, bananas

OK ELEPHANT JOKE:
Why elephants have trunks in the front?
..ANSWER: Cuz they'd silly shoving peanuts up their a-s-s

paline handson

What do you call a gay dinosaur

A Megasaurarse

hehehehhe

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were
asked if they would ever sleep with President
Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!'

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a coloured man goes into a white mans shop and asks for a tin of dog food. The white man said I'm not serving you that the coloured man asks why not the the white man replies because you put that in your children's sandwiches for school lunch. I want to see your dog, so he takes his dog to the shop and gets two tins of chum. the next day he goes into the shop and asks for two tins of cat food and is refused on the same grounds and has to take his cats in to get the cat food. The following day he goes back to the shop and is asked what he wanted today,the coloured man then pulls out a brown paper bag and asks the white man to put his hand in the bag. he tells him to shake his hand about in the bag then pull it out and smell it. the white man screams fu..ing hell that's sh.t. The coloured man replies, ya man, two toilet rolls please.

One Monday morning, a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, Banta the homeowner is coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
"Wow, looks like you guys had a hell of a party this weekend," the mailman comments.
Banta replies, "We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over and things got a bit wild. We got so drunk that we started playing 'Who Am I?'"
The mailman says, "How do you play that?"
Banta continues, "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our units showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
The mailman laughs and says, "I'm sorry I missed that."
Banta responds, "But your name was guessed four or five times."



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