World's Toughest Cowboy?!
Question: Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.
A night of tall tales commences.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his w*lly.
Answers: Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.
A night of tall tales commences.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his w*lly.
ha ha ha hot stuff
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Ha! Hilarious!
i get it but its not dat funny
dang you know me?
hahahaha ouch! lol i can do that too lol
That must be one long willy!!! LMao cheers :-)
Yea right whos tough now?hehe love it
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now they should have used that scene for Broke Back Mountain
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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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and says gone are the happy times i remember when i used to have a solid silver spoon for stirring the soup until one of you thieving gits stole it