What mother really wanted.?!


Question: Three brothers, all very wealthy and successful, meet up for a drink one night and discuss their mother, who lives far away in a little town all alone.

"You know," said the first one, "I really pushed the boat our for mother on her eightieth birthday. I had a team of architects and builders build her a fine new mansion for her to end her days in."

The other two brothers said that was a fine gift.

The second one said, "Well, I would have done that, but I knew you were already planning it, so I thought of her sitting in that big house alone and thought, hey, she'll need to get out and about sometimes, so I bought her the latest Jaguar saloon with all the extras AND had it specially customised in her favourite colours."

The other brothers said that was a great present.

The third one said, "Well, when I was thinking about it, I remember mother used to read us the Bible every night, and I guess as she is older and her sight won't be up to reading much, that she must miss her bible reading. So I went to the bishop and told him my concerns. Well, he had the perfect solution. They had been training a parrot for the last ten years how to recite the Bible. This amazing bird had the lot programmed into his little head. So good was the training, all you had to do was say the chapter and out would come the verse. So I bought it. It cost me £100,000."

At that the other two were gobsmacked and they said that was one heck of a present.

By and by mother returned thank you notes to her sons.

The first one read:

"Dear William, how kind of you to build me this big fancy house. It really is lovely, but you know, I only really stay in one room - but still have to heat and clean the other thirty rooms. It was a kind thought though dear, thank you."

The next one said;

"Dear Timothy, how lovely of you to give me a car in my favourite colours, it is indeed a wonderful machine, but, well, I am old, too old to drive, my eyesight is failing terribly and I can barely see the end of the bonnet never mind the end of the road - however, it was a kind thought."

And the third:

"Dearest Maxwell, you have outshone your brothers with your gift. It was from the heart, and it was just the kind of gift that makes a mother shed a little tear of happiness for such a kind boy to remember what his mother really would wish for. Thank you my dear, thank you.

"I've never tasted such lovely chicken!"


Answers: Three brothers, all very wealthy and successful, meet up for a drink one night and discuss their mother, who lives far away in a little town all alone.

"You know," said the first one, "I really pushed the boat our for mother on her eightieth birthday. I had a team of architects and builders build her a fine new mansion for her to end her days in."

The other two brothers said that was a fine gift.

The second one said, "Well, I would have done that, but I knew you were already planning it, so I thought of her sitting in that big house alone and thought, hey, she'll need to get out and about sometimes, so I bought her the latest Jaguar saloon with all the extras AND had it specially customised in her favourite colours."

The other brothers said that was a great present.

The third one said, "Well, when I was thinking about it, I remember mother used to read us the Bible every night, and I guess as she is older and her sight won't be up to reading much, that she must miss her bible reading. So I went to the bishop and told him my concerns. Well, he had the perfect solution. They had been training a parrot for the last ten years how to recite the Bible. This amazing bird had the lot programmed into his little head. So good was the training, all you had to do was say the chapter and out would come the verse. So I bought it. It cost me £100,000."

At that the other two were gobsmacked and they said that was one heck of a present.

By and by mother returned thank you notes to her sons.

The first one read:

"Dear William, how kind of you to build me this big fancy house. It really is lovely, but you know, I only really stay in one room - but still have to heat and clean the other thirty rooms. It was a kind thought though dear, thank you."

The next one said;

"Dear Timothy, how lovely of you to give me a car in my favourite colours, it is indeed a wonderful machine, but, well, I am old, too old to drive, my eyesight is failing terribly and I can barely see the end of the bonnet never mind the end of the road - however, it was a kind thought."

And the third:

"Dearest Maxwell, you have outshone your brothers with your gift. It was from the heart, and it was just the kind of gift that makes a mother shed a little tear of happiness for such a kind boy to remember what his mother really would wish for. Thank you my dear, thank you.

"I've never tasted such lovely chicken!"

ahahaha.

thats a good one. gotta rememberit and tell it to my friends.

=D
i gave you a star!

Brilliant

Funny - Good joke!!

Just goes to show you that you should never assume what another person really wants.
Easiest just to ask.

Rather long and predictable.......sorry.

brill! I bet he was as sick as a parrot.

I read that already but I still enjoyed it.

I just LOVE it .


How do I go about saving it to my PC ? I am not very good at things like this .

very funny............
he he he he.....

ha ha thats a squawker
star

thanks.. great joke.. gotta share with my friends :)

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

hehehe, a very expensive meal, pmsl

star time

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funny and very good

Star Time!!



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