Help! I think my house is haunted by a turkey. What should I do?!
Question: I think the turkey we ate last night for Thanksgiving is haunting my house. I woke up at about 3am and heard weird gobbling noises coming from the kitchen. All day long, I felt like I was being watched. And there is turkey poop under the rug in the bathroom. What is going on here?
Answers: I think the turkey we ate last night for Thanksgiving is haunting my house. I woke up at about 3am and heard weird gobbling noises coming from the kitchen. All day long, I felt like I was being watched. And there is turkey poop under the rug in the bathroom. What is going on here?
Here is what you do. Sacrifice a dead chicken. Stand on the spot where you found the poop. Spit in the 4 main directions (North, East, South, and West) then hop up and down 5 times. Then say "Be Gone Fowl Beast!!!"
da turkey u ate comin back for revenge..thts wats happenin
Relax, you're safe since Thanksgiving is over...just don't have turkey at Christmas!
lay off weed for a couple of weeks....
Whatever you're high off of, I feel sorry for you.
*Psst* Can you give me a hit?
yup, you pi$$ed off the turkey, run while you can!!!
get a knife and fork and go for seconds!
Have a ghostly Thanksgiving, and invite the ghouls, ghosts, spirits, and sprites over?