Joke for Busy Bee?!
Question: A deaf couple got married and the wedding night was a disaster due to the fact the bride did not want the light on and sign language didn't work in the dark.The next morning they decided that they needed a code.
The bride said to her husband that if he wanted sex he was to squeeze her right breast and if he didn't hes was to squeeze her left breast
The husband then said to his wife that if she wanted sex she was to stroke his penis once and if she didn't want it she was to stroke it fifty times
Answers: A deaf couple got married and the wedding night was a disaster due to the fact the bride did not want the light on and sign language didn't work in the dark.The next morning they decided that they needed a code.
The bride said to her husband that if he wanted sex he was to squeeze her right breast and if he didn't hes was to squeeze her left breast
The husband then said to his wife that if she wanted sex she was to stroke his penis once and if she didn't want it she was to stroke it fifty times
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That was excellent Kevin LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
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EDIT* Morning Welshy.I'm up and done all my chores for today already..I don't need sleep. lol x
too be honest...i chuckeld a bit
lolzzzzz thats all i have to say
Naughty. LOL
hahaa
lol,Not bad Kev.
Bee is probably still in bed with a y/a hangover.I think we overdone it last night.x
EDIT....Whaaatt!I'm suffering here Bee.I got lot's to do and am still half asleep.xx
Morning Steph.x
lol very good