Is this some sort of joke...?!


Question: A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't
allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.' He stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home.
'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife,opening his briefcase.
'Oh My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'Schwartz is dead!'


Answers: A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't
allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.' He stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home.
'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife,opening his briefcase.
'Oh My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'Schwartz is dead!'

OMG I so totaly get it thanks for giving it to me I could us this with family ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ok LOL

I think i get it...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Of course, the mortician's wife recognized Mr.Schwartz's.. er..schwartz....

hahahahhaha ...

this one made me laugh out loud ... my housemates asked me why ... and boy ... we had the laughs of the day ....

at least ... this confirms that the mortician is not gay ... he was never used by Mr. Schwartz ... hehe

star for you !

haha..of course...lol....

Lmao hahahahha..Big something looks familiar for hes wife

lol welcome back :)

hahaha



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