The party...?!
Question: A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her.
Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.
The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half an hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.
The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did midair flips, and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"
The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him -
HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"
Answers: A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her.
Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.
The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half an hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.
The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did midair flips, and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"
The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him -
HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"
lmao excellent*
Very funny. Loved the punchline. He he he.
Reminds me of the time the same two bums were walking through a rich neighbourhood and called at another house.
"Have you any odd jobs we can do for a meal?" Asks one of them to the lady of the house.
"Certainly." She replies feeling sorry for them. "Look in the shed round the back and you'll find two tins of paint, one red and one white. There's some paintbrushes there too so if you can paint the Porch behind the house with red and white stripes I'll give you a good meal."
On hearing this the two scurry round the back to the shed to begin their task whilst the woman vanishes into the house to make the meal. Half an hour later there's a knock at the front door. On opening it she sees the two bums each with flecks of red and white paint smudged about them.
"Have you finished?" She asks expectantly.
"Yes Ma'am." Answers one of the bums, "But it wasn't a Porch. It was a Ferrari"!"
heh thats funny
Lmao ! funny ! have a star :)
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that's great.
i don't get it?!?
lol...good one.
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Good one!