Hot sister....?!
Question: My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
Answers: My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA OMFG now THAT was funny!
thank you :D
What is your question?
And by the way that joke has been said on here over and over. It's getting old.
Moral of my story. Don't post stupid jokes that are this old and dumb.
Ha! Good one :)
haha i heard this one before though...it's still funny :)
Zzzzzz.............
you must be the tenth person to have put that same joke on here in the last week. Moral of the story is ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
yeah its ok, but its old. but its still funny.
hahaha... thats horrible... but i like it
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol xD
Hee hee that's funny!
awesome, lol, thanks for sharing.
yes
So?
Is this your attempt at repentance for lascivious thoughts or is it a feeble attempt at a joke?
I've never heard that one! Ha Ha. Funny
Best Answer Please!
ha ha lol
well..I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!! great one!!!
OK!!!!!!!!!?????????
lol fantastic *
really cool....i never heard that before
wicked have a star really made me laugh
L ITTLE BOY SAID TO LITTLE GIRL...ive just found a condom behind the Radiator LITTLE GIRL REPLIES ....whats a radiator
hahahha
thats a stupid story
that was a good one dude:)
Hahahha i still think thats hilarious... You get a star(=
haha the classic never gets old