A few to ponder on funny or not?!
Question: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Don't spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents.
If it weren't for electricity we would all be watching television by candlelight.
I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want. But you must eat it with naked fat people.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry.
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Answers: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Don't spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents.
If it weren't for electricity we would all be watching television by candlelight.
I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want. But you must eat it with naked fat people.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry.
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These are old jokes but gave me a giggle.
haha
like the last one best
xx
lol i like the mcdonolds one!!!
Good Jokes!!!
Peace. and .love
Andrea
Not really all that funny!
hahaha silly macdonalds and kamikaze people. ;)
lolz 4 u!
lol!!
mostof those r prety funny. the mcdonalds one was the best!! would u like fries with that?
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Thanks for the laughs!
haha salvation army and working out ones made me laugh
my fav was the bigamy-monogamy one!!
hilarious!!