Ok a few lightbulb jokes funny or not?!


Question: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.
How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an '800' number to order an American light bulb.


How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.


How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.


Answers: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.
How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an '800' number to order an American light bulb.


How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.


How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

Haha Yeah your jokes are funny oh and here is a star for you.

Thanks,funny stuff

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Those pesky light bulbs...

Very funny

good times, good times, lol, bravo, thanks

Ha ha! Funny! I likee...

Good ones.

Excellent.

Ermm...Gotta be honest...NOT FUNNAAAAY!

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

One, they hold on and wait till the world revolves round them.

Heard some of them before. Still found them good. Lol

lolz
but dumb did not make me even smile
of course that is a tough chore.B-(

Wonderfull that you are not entertaining the proletariat masses with decadent, bourgois,capitalist, running dog humour but with state aproved, glorious, socialist, soviet, humour which has been passed by the dictatorship of the proletariat.

ahahahaha!I'LL give u a *!



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