A FEW QUICKIES funny or not?!
Question: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem? )
What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
How do you know if your a red neck?
You go to the family reunon to find a date!
SAM: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. (Scott)
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper.
Answers: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem? )
What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
How do you know if your a red neck?
You go to the family reunon to find a date!
SAM: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. (Scott)
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper.
cute ones!!
loved them!!
finally found someone that tells jokes that i can tell my kids!!
starred!!
cute!
Nice One...I liked That Elephant One.....
cool jokes!!!!!!!!!they r soooooo funny but i didnt get this on:How do you know if your a red neck?
You go to the family reunon to find a date!
::S:S anywayz nice work...put up some more....
Okay here's the scoop on "the poop" :
I liked the joke about the elephant second. My favorite was the one about Sam NOT doing his homework -- very cute!
The rest were like a stale vaudville routine: bring out the cane!
I know all of these, but it was fun reading them again. :)
i like the one about the homework lol
the home work for me too
funny but senseless
funny
Thanks, The superman one and the school boy one is a bit old yet thanks to your efforts.
Those were good. I like the one of Sam and the teacher. Pity I didn't think of that excuse when I was at school. pmsl
i liked the sam and teacher one best lolz