A few quips for you funny or not?!
Question: When one is at home . . . he dreams of adventure.
When one is on an adventure . . . he dreams of home.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything,
the young know everything.
How do you tickle a rich girl?
Say, "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"
Surely, the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love, are children.
My Wife, single handedly, tries to save the economy
every time she goes shopping.
It's not the extreme right or left that will take us
to hell in a hand basket. It's the vast, indifferent middle.
Men are like toilets.
Either: Vacant, Engaged or full of cr*p.
My husband goes to a female dentist just for the novelty
of hearing a woman tell him to open his mouth.
I explained the facts of life to my teenagers tonight.
My insulin keeps me alive; my Prozac keeps them alive.
An argument with my husband tends to make me want to clean something...
With his toothbrush.
Answers: When one is at home . . . he dreams of adventure.
When one is on an adventure . . . he dreams of home.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything,
the young know everything.
How do you tickle a rich girl?
Say, "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"
Surely, the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love, are children.
My Wife, single handedly, tries to save the economy
every time she goes shopping.
It's not the extreme right or left that will take us
to hell in a hand basket. It's the vast, indifferent middle.
Men are like toilets.
Either: Vacant, Engaged or full of cr*p.
My husband goes to a female dentist just for the novelty
of hearing a woman tell him to open his mouth.
I explained the facts of life to my teenagers tonight.
My insulin keeps me alive; my Prozac keeps them alive.
An argument with my husband tends to make me want to clean something...
With his toothbrush.
hahaha good ones chris*
"It's not the extreme right or left that will take us
to hell in a hand basket. It's the vast, indifferent middle."
How true this is with our new centre leaning Labour & conservatives
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
funny...
I especially like the fourth and ninth one. So true. But they were all really good and very...philosophical.
And the winners are:
FIRST PLACE:
Men are like toilets. Either: Vacant, Engaged or full of cr*p.
SECOND PLACE:
My Wife, single handedly, tries to save the economy
every time she goes shopping.
THIRD PLACE:
How do you tickle a rich girl? Say, "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"
Thanks for the chuckles !!
pass the prozac.lol
i like the men are like toilets and the last one!!
they are all funny!!
lol
I enjoyed those. Some of them are so true. Gave me a good laugh. Thanks.
last was best lolz
lol funny