Two classmates?!
Question: Two classmates, returned to their sorority house for their 20th reunion, were bringing each other up to date on their lives. "Did you marry?" asked Gwen. "Oh, yes," replied Helen. "Twice. But they're both dead now." "Oh, I'm sorry," said Gwen. "What happened?" "Well, Ted, the first one, died from eating poison mushrooms. "How tragic! And what happened to the second?" "That was Jerry. He died just last year. A fractured skull." "My goodness. That's terrible. How did it happen?" "Oh," said Helen. "He simply wouldn't eat his mushrooms."
Answers: Two classmates, returned to their sorority house for their 20th reunion, were bringing each other up to date on their lives. "Did you marry?" asked Gwen. "Oh, yes," replied Helen. "Twice. But they're both dead now." "Oh, I'm sorry," said Gwen. "What happened?" "Well, Ted, the first one, died from eating poison mushrooms. "How tragic! And what happened to the second?" "That was Jerry. He died just last year. A fractured skull." "My goodness. That's terrible. How did it happen?" "Oh," said Helen. "He simply wouldn't eat his mushrooms."
lol :) have a star
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aha, magic mushrooms
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Nice one, like it
Oh, and Deborah this is the JOKE section, that'd be the section where people tell JOKES, you know, in the JOKE section. If you didn't want to read a JOKE, why come here?
hahaha,very funny
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
like it .lol
o scary
haha the deadly helen at it !
hehehe, i've tried that and he wom't eat the mushroom either, pmsl.......... only joking hun
star time
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