Once upon a time (blonde joke)?!


Question: Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course." The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"


Answers: Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course." The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"

lol the blonde ones are the best

hahaha,very funny.

lmao
good one

i've missed you mechelle

hahahaahaaa

whose a clever gurl then, top marks
the joke aint bad either
star

Heard that one that used a consultant rather than a blonde...punchline, the farmer guessed that he was a consultant because "You came in to provide information that the I already knew and expected payment for it while knowing absolutely nothing about my business...now can I have my dog back please?"
Your version is good, too! :)

lmao, good one. Can u imagine, she took a sheep that's very playful only for it to be a dog. lol

ha ha

woof .lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

hahaha

ha
lol



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