Cheeky one, don't read if easily offended?!
Question: An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people -- Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following morning would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."
Answers: An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people -- Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following morning would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
I dont get it sorry
but ill give you a *STAR!*
old but funny
umm ok what is the question
Haha; Thats very good
lol very good
Haha! thats funny. Lol.
thats a good one lol
haha
that was funny lol
cool
i didnt quite get it may b she was slurring cpz of the hangover? is that so?
haha
It is a cute joke.
haha
I'd fire her for coming in hungover. She's gone.
Funny! 10!
its not reli that gud..and not really that offensive..im confused :S
funny
good one! she should be fired for knocking him
back
Hahahahahaha very good.
LOL!!
Worth a star!! *