Little Ralphy?!
Question: LITTLE RALPHY
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralph.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking.'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice
cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice
cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The
third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
Answers: LITTLE RALPHY
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralph.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking.'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice
cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice
cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The
third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
Lol!!!!!!!!!!! Crazy teacher.
Haha!
That's funnnnny.
:DDDDDD
thats funny stuff
haha nice
LOL
Very good - funny too! Thanks for the laugh! A star for you!
CJ
heard it before but funny everytime
hahhaa here is a star
Funny! 10!