A couple for the nite shift??!
Question: A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hit her with that golf club?”
“Yes. Yes, I did,” the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
“How many times did you hit her?”
“I don’t know. Four…five…six…put me down for a four.”
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Two buddies are talking and one says to the other, “Listen, I think my wife is dead.”
“How come?”
“She’s the same in bed, but the dishes keep piling up…”
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_ Why is air like sex?
A: Because it is no big deal until you're not getting any
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If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
Answers: A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hit her with that golf club?”
“Yes. Yes, I did,” the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
“How many times did you hit her?”
“I don’t know. Four…five…six…put me down for a four.”
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Two buddies are talking and one says to the other, “Listen, I think my wife is dead.”
“How come?”
“She’s the same in bed, but the dishes keep piling up…”
**************************************...
_ Why is air like sex?
A: Because it is no big deal until you're not getting any
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If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
very funny, me a golfer aswell!!
like the last 3. very good!
i liked them all!*
heh heh! LOL
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ahahah!!
Pure class, thanks i needed that, lmao!!!! Star for u!
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Funny! 10!
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