Jokers wanted!!!!!!!!!!?!


Question: no nock-nock jokes!!

okay, i need an act for the school talent show,soooo i'm gonna give you guys a chance. it can't be dirty, abusive,racis,athiest or any other bad things. get it? got it? good!! make me laugh!!!


Answers: no nock-nock jokes!!

okay, i need an act for the school talent show,soooo i'm gonna give you guys a chance. it can't be dirty, abusive,racis,athiest or any other bad things. get it? got it? good!! make me laugh!!!

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

been posting jokes for the last 2 months,about 20 a day,you gotta link up and shift through them tho as I am not prepared to do that too long.Look for the ones who atracted the most stars,might be an idea.

Much ado about nothing.

what did Dela ware(Delaware)?
a new jersey(New Jersey)

my daughters did a dance and lip synced to the song
I Hate Everything About You



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