Chuck Norris jokes?!
Question: What is your favorite?
Answers: What is your favorite?
He counted to infinity. Twice.
He invented water.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing? in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Jesus was born 1940 before Norris.
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes Hulk. When Hulk gets angry he becomes Chuck Norris.
A few more?....
Chuck Norris clogs the toliet when he takes? a piss
Brokeback Mountain is really a pile of dead? ninjas in chuck norris'back yard.
Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Chuck Norris had sex before his parents did XD
I thought Chuck Norris was a joke.
Chuck Norris is NOT a joke.
Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom!
who is chuck norris?
Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
Chuck Norris can drink a gallon of milk in 37 seconds.
lmao
that girls did NOT just ask who chuck norris is...poor ignorant individual
lol
the anwsers are better!!!
more about chuck...
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
chuck norris does not push up he pushes the earth down
There are no endangered species, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
-The boogeyman ALWAYS checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
- Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. now they're just the islands.