Gotta have a turkey joke today?!
Question: Recently I received a parrot as a gift.
> > > The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse
> > > vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,
> > > obnoxious and laced with profanity.
> > >
> > > I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
> > > consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music,
> > > and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
> > >
> > > Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot.
> > > The parrot yelled back.
> > > I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
> > >
> > > So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the
> > > bird and put him in the freezer.
> > > For a few minutes the parrot squawked
> > > and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet.
> > > Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
> > > Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the
> > > freezer.
> > >
> > > The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched
> > > arms and said
> > > "I believe I may have offended you with my rude
> > > language and actions.
> > > I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
> > > transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can
> > > to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
> > >
> > > I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
> > > As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a
> > > dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,
> > >
> > > "May I ask what the turkey did?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Answers: Recently I received a parrot as a gift.
> > > The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse
> > > vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,
> > > obnoxious and laced with profanity.
> > >
> > > I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
> > > consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music,
> > > and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
> > >
> > > Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot.
> > > The parrot yelled back.
> > > I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
> > >
> > > So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the
> > > bird and put him in the freezer.
> > > For a few minutes the parrot squawked
> > > and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet.
> > > Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
> > > Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the
> > > freezer.
> > >
> > > The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched
> > > arms and said
> > > "I believe I may have offended you with my rude
> > > language and actions.
> > > I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
> > > transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can
> > > to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
> > >
> > > I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
> > > As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a
> > > dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,
> > >
> > > "May I ask what the turkey did?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Great one dude! Have a big fat star!!
Happy thanksgiving too, hahaha!!!
an old joke but still a good one, happy thanksgiving to you also.
LOL a first for me never heard it b4 thanks man
pretty funny
We dont do thanksgiving in the united kingdom, but liked the joke
lol
ummm i dont get what the joke is, or what the ending means
very funny