A really nasty joke - don't read if you'll be upset.?!
Question: Three little girls come out of school one day and the first little girl goes up to her mother and says "Mummy, we talked about names in school today. How did I get my name?"
"Well, sweetheart, just after you were born, a rose petal fell through the window and landed on your head, so we called you Rose."
The second little girl asks her Mummy the same question.
"Well sweetheart, when you were born, a Daisy floated through the window and landed on your head, so we called you Daisy."
The third little girl goes up to her Mummy, and flaps her arm, and says ShojeJIHehuhddd.
And her Mummy says "Shut up, Fridge."
Answers: Three little girls come out of school one day and the first little girl goes up to her mother and says "Mummy, we talked about names in school today. How did I get my name?"
"Well, sweetheart, just after you were born, a rose petal fell through the window and landed on your head, so we called you Rose."
The second little girl asks her Mummy the same question.
"Well sweetheart, when you were born, a Daisy floated through the window and landed on your head, so we called you Daisy."
The third little girl goes up to her Mummy, and flaps her arm, and says ShojeJIHehuhddd.
And her Mummy says "Shut up, Fridge."
Nasty. But bloody funny :-)
Edit: for those who don't understand it, the "ShojeJIHehuhddd" is a retarded babble. What's her name? So what fell on *her* head?
*sigh*
LOL!
Oh! Now I see. Lol, funny.
Hahahahaha!!!
Haha. When I heard it, it was "Shut up Cinderblock."
sad joke
cruel but funny
Funny! 10!
hahahaha funny
P!ssin myself! actually laughing out loud in the office!
lol star thats kinda cute but cruel
i wrote that joke on here yesterday but mine was a rose and a piano where did u here this one?
i realli dun get it, someone plz explain for the slow~
hehe
can someone explain it to me i dont get it!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
this was on comedy central.
I don`t get it.
oh man i really dun get it...!
Any chance of an explanation??
I have tried but just can't figure it out - is it an American joke by any chance??
aww bless lol
lol! it took me a while to figure it out