Some nursey rhymes for you?!
Question: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh ****, it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you ********.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ****
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ***
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy
Answers: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh ****, it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you ********.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ****
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ***
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy
My bf has just had to bang me on the back as he thought I was choking!! I am, with laughter!!
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy
That one hurt me the most!!
Thank you for making me laugh!!
have a star
Great job, well done you!!
^_^
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Thanks! I had forgotten some of the old loved ones
gerrard played well last night lol
Very good especially the last one!
Ha! ha! some good ones there.....
Very good. Thank you.
HaHaHAhAhAhAhA
v good
jack n jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water , i dont know what they did up there , but now they got a daughter
little jack horner sat in a corner eating red hot scallops , he dropped one down his trouser leg and burned his bleedin ankle......................................
completely missed his b0ll0x
Some of these are FUNNY
Here's one:
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with $2.50,
do YOU think they went for water?
They are wicked. Can't say no more than that
brilliant well worth a star
haha
Hahahahaha!! x
Mary had a little sheep
She took it to bed one night to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb.