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Question: Baptizing A Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a
preacher baptizing people in the river.

The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze.
Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

"Yes I am," replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him
in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you
found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the answer,
dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls
him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"


The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus." By this time the
preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again,
but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him
up. The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you
found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"


Answers: Baptizing A Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a
preacher baptizing people in the river.

The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze.
Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

"Yes I am," replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him
in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you
found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the answer,
dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls
him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"


The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus." By this time the
preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again,
but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him
up. The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you
found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Good one Julz. I'm adding it to my collection. ty

This is a very funny joke but it comes from the movie "Oh Brother Where art Thou! which was also very very funny.

ahhhh!!!!!!11 xD
im in college right now and im trying my best not to laugh soo loud.
Nice one !
*star*

LOL Post this in the religion section.. they need it.

Great story! Very funny...Thanks!

lol, loved it

Funny, STAR************************************...

It was alright but wasn't that funny

yeah i liked it :-)

Best one!!! keep the jokes coming! LOL

hahaha that was funny! I've heard it before, though.



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