What are some funny yo momma jokes?!


Question: Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around people give her a welcome back party
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo momma so fat, she was laying in the ocean and Spain claimed her as the new world
Yo momma's so fat she's got her own area code
Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1
Yo momma so old, when she was in school there was no history class
Yo momma so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces
Yo momma so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway
Yo momma so poor, when you stepped on a cigarette butt she said "There goes the furnace"
Do you know the story about the little old woman who lives in a shoe? Yo momma so poor, she lives in a flip flop!
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test
Yo momma so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
Yo momma so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles
Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest they said "Sorry, no professionals"
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
Yo momma like a railroad track, she gets laid across the country


All right, not the best. But I couldn't think of many, so I resorted to a website that wasn't that good. Maybe you'll enjoy anyway

Answers: Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around people give her a welcome back party
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo momma so fat, she was laying in the ocean and Spain claimed her as the new world
Yo momma's so fat she's got her own area code
Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1
Yo momma so old, when she was in school there was no history class
Yo momma so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces
Yo momma so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway
Yo momma so poor, when you stepped on a cigarette butt she said "There goes the furnace"
Do you know the story about the little old woman who lives in a shoe? Yo momma so poor, she lives in a flip flop!
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test
Yo momma so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
Yo momma so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles
Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest they said "Sorry, no professionals"
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
Yo momma like a railroad track, she gets laid across the country


All right, not the best. But I couldn't think of many, so I resorted to a website that wasn't that good. Maybe you'll enjoy anyway
haha ya i thought that one was funny too Report It

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    • Yo mama is so fat she puts a sock on every toe! xD
    haha, sorry I love that one!

    "your mom's toes are so big when she tries to walk out the front door she gets stuck."
    Yo mama so skinny she wears a belt on elastic pants.

    Yo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people shout " Taxi!!!"

    Yo mama so fat, when god said " let there be light" he told yo mama to move.
    yo momma arm pits so hairy look like she got Don King in a head lock
    your momma is so fat she uses the state of Arizona for a tanning bed
    Yo mama so fat when she walk through the front door she walk through the back
    your momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits out butter!
    your momma's so fat, that when she sat on a quarter, george washington cried
    Your momma's so fat, that when she went in the ocean, a blue whale came up and started singing "We are family, Even though your fatter than me!"
    Your momma's so fat, that when the weather man says it's gonna be chilly outside, she went outside with a spoon!
    your momma`s so fat, that when she goes into an airport, she uses her fat as her suitcase
    Your momma's so old, her birth certificate says "Expired"
    Your momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
    Your momma's so old, she waited tables at the "Last Supper"
    when your momma was born, the doctor slapped her parents
    your momma's so dumb, she failed a survey
    your momma's so ugly, that when she goes in a strip joint, they pay her to keep her clothes on
    your momma's so ugly, she uses a line of make-up called "Why Bother?"
    your momma;s so fat, that when she wears a yellow dress and walks down the street, kids think that they missed the bus

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