Very easy question of elephant & ant. needs a funny answer?!
Question: Elephant and Ant r intimate friends. One day they were traveling on a bike. An accident occures. The Bike was totally destoyed.
The Elephant was badly injured. But
the ant was safe. He didnt have a single scratch. why?????????
10 pts for the funny right answer.
Answers: Elephant and Ant r intimate friends. One day they were traveling on a bike. An accident occures. The Bike was totally destoyed.
The Elephant was badly injured. But
the ant was safe. He didnt have a single scratch. why?????????
10 pts for the funny right answer.
the ant was wearing helmet
The ant was safe up the elephant's butt.
cuz the ants flew!
coz the ant is inside the elephant's long penis... the one he has in the mouth...
he ant icipated the accident.lol
He is so small to be injuried, or
He swam in the elephant blood... = D
because the ant ride another bike...
The ant was very small so it managed to scurry away, maybe!!
because ants are to tiny to get a scratch on them they can only die! is it right?
Because the ant remembered to wear his helmet? Knee pads? Rode his own bike? Traveled a different road?
Try a different one instead:
Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in your baby's carriage?
A: By the footprints on its forehead!
oR:
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they'd look silly carrying suitcases.
BTW, BECAUSE THE UNCLE SHOWED UP TO SAVE THE AUNT!
Becasue he was riding in the elephants "trunk"