What is the funniest joke you've ever heard?!
Question: Three guys walk into a bar. The first is a construction worker who had roast beef for lunch, and his favorite color is green. The night before, his wife left him to be with a plastic surgeon. The 2nd guy in the bar is a dentist. He likes tuna sandwiches and the color purple. Two weeks ago, he was in a car accident where he lost half of his leg. The 3rd is Hillary Clinton, and she says "Hey, I'm running for president!"
and the place errupted with laughter.
Answers: Three guys walk into a bar. The first is a construction worker who had roast beef for lunch, and his favorite color is green. The night before, his wife left him to be with a plastic surgeon. The 2nd guy in the bar is a dentist. He likes tuna sandwiches and the color purple. Two weeks ago, he was in a car accident where he lost half of his leg. The 3rd is Hillary Clinton, and she says "Hey, I'm running for president!"
and the place errupted with laughter.
Joke!!!!
okay man is sitting down at a mall eating some chesse then a curios man asked where did he get the chesse from the man eating replied from under. The other man said from Austrailla .No replied the man eating. So then the other man said from where? Then the man eating said from under my balls.
I got two. 1st one: Three gay guys in a hot tub, a condom floats up and one of them says "who farted?"
2nd one: On thanksgiving, a man went to go shoot the turkey, then cook him. He forgot to take the bullets out when he cooked it, but he didnt think it would matter, so he fed his family(wife and three kids) the turkey which included, secretly, 3 bullets. In the middle of the night, his 1st son was screaming in horror in the washroom, when he arrived, his son claimed he had peed out a bullet, his dad calmed him down and told him to go back to bed, as it was a simple mistake. At 1:00am, his second son woke up and fell to the ground with a thud, his son said the same thing as the 1st son, so his dad did the same thing to calm him down. At 3:00am, the third son was screaming from in the boys' bedroom, his father went in and turned on the light completely annoyed snce he has to be at work in 2 hours. He turned to find the dog with a bullet through him and when he asked what happened, the third son said "I was mastubating and i shot the dog!" XDDDD LMAO!!!!!!!!!
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head.
Girl: *looks inquisitively at her mother* Whyy are some of your hair white, mom ?
Mom: Well .. Everytime you do something wrong that make me cry or unhappy, one strand of my hair will turn white.
Girl: OHH .. Then how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white ??