Dear friend, a letter from Santa?!
Question: Dear Friend.....I have been watching you very closely to see if
you have been very good this year and since you have I will be
telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your
tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,
but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all
come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the
11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9
pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7
swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French
hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up
to my sled runners in bird sh*t.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and
some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas
for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my act together and bring
you the things you want.
This year I suggest you get your butt down to Walmart before
everything is gone.
Sincerely, Santa Claus
Answers: Dear Friend.....I have been watching you very closely to see if
you have been very good this year and since you have I will be
telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your
tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,
but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all
come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the
11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9
pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7
swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French
hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up
to my sled runners in bird sh*t.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and
some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas
for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my act together and bring
you the things you want.
This year I suggest you get your butt down to Walmart before
everything is gone.
Sincerely, Santa Claus
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LOL.
oh and a small gift.lol
lol hilarious
RUSH TO WALMART!!!
haha - nice1
HAHA even better, maybe add in that some of the 6 geese-a-laying have bird flu as we have here in uk!! :(
ok am on my way there now before it all goes, pmsl
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hehe brill.*
Yahoo has just received a telegram from santa,as expected,after todays jokes edition you off his list for 5 years.so get your a*s down to wallmart too !!!
hahaha another great one from you thanks.
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well now what am i supposed for presents, boo hoo
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