Store Santa complaints?!


Question: * Kids who refuse to believe that's fruitcake on your breath,
not gin

* When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch
in it

* Even with the costume, people recognizing you from "Crime
Watch"

* Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig
from your hip flask

* That billionaire elf from Texas who won't shut up about running
for president

* Enduring the taunts of your old buddies from Drama School

* Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes

* Kids who don't understand that Santa's been a little jittery
since he got back from 'Nam

* Constantly being asked, "Is Rudolph gay?"

* Two words: lap rash


Answers: * Kids who refuse to believe that's fruitcake on your breath,
not gin

* When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch
in it

* Even with the costume, people recognizing you from "Crime
Watch"

* Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig
from your hip flask

* That billionaire elf from Texas who won't shut up about running
for president

* Enduring the taunts of your old buddies from Drama School

* Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes

* Kids who don't understand that Santa's been a little jittery
since he got back from 'Nam

* Constantly being asked, "Is Rudolph gay?"

* Two words: lap rash

hehehe, even santa gets complaints now, pmsl

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I am not at all surprised, there are so many complaints about everything today.

complaints

hehe funny *

hehehehe you are in great form today. Lmao

ahhh well thats another job not worth appling for
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