Is it because I'm Blond?!
Question: A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
Answers: A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
lmao! damn she must be dumb to be 25 and only get to g! im blonde and im 15 and i can get to h lol
HAHA - good one :-)
I don't understand this question. If there even is one.
that is a good one lol
Don't like it at all - not even funny, just crap!
rotflmfao this is so true!!!
Haha omg that was good!
very well done, i liked it. who said blondes were dumb?
omg............
good one...........
did not see it coming....
i laughted when i got to read 25.. what a dumb..XDXDXDXDXD
lol hehe
LOL
haaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaa...too funny..
good luck..
LMAO... heard something like that before.
thanks alot!
hahaomfg this is hillarious!
Best yet :)
I thought that it was good 9/10
Good to see others get a tough audience too.
aaaaAAAAAAAAaaha ha ha ha ha ha....rolling...!!!
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hahaha