Anyone got a joke or riddle?!


Question: rlly bored, i need someone to make me laugh ^^

but plzz, dont make it too dirty :/


Answers: rlly bored, i need someone to make me laugh ^^

but plzz, dont make it too dirty :/

One day, George Bush, Dick Cheny, and Bill Clinton decided to bury the hatchet (not in each others's head!) and planned a meeting. They wanted it to be far away from Washington, out of view of the press. So they decided on Kansas. Thing were going well, until a huge tornado swept across the plains and picked up the house they were meeting in.

When the house finally came to rest, they cautiously opened the door. Dick exclaimed "Hey, I know where we are, were in OZ!"

George walked out the door and said "I'm gonna find me the Wizard and ask him for a brain"

Dick said " I'm going with you, and I'm gonna ask him for a heart"

Bill said " Where's that Dorothy chick?"

when God said "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris said "Say please."

that one always makes me chuckle. hope it does the same for you.

cheers.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer? Good Luck!!







answer--- no (get it? can you guess the riddle? no) haha

A famous movie star named Jeff Stewart walks by a barber shop. He sees this really nice hairstyle in the display window. Jeff decides to get his hair cut like that. He walks inside and a guy takes him to a open seat. Jeff tells him, "Give me the hairstyle that i saw in the window outside." The guy does exactly what he is supposed to do since Jeff is a movie star. When the guy starts to cut his hair, Jeff's phone rings. It is the movie producer. He tells Jeff that the movie they are currently doing with the moehog that Jeff has to have in the movie, can't be done. Jeff gets very angry and tells the producer that he wants the moehog only. Jeff had hated the moehog but he thought that the character he was going to play would go better with a moehog. The guy who was cutting Jeff's hair wasn't very smart so he got confused. He saw Jeff's angry face and decided to give him the moehog. When Jeff got off the phone the guy said,"Your moehog is done." Jeff turned around and looked in the mirror. He screamed, "What have you done!!!!"

Blonde Robbery

A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your wallet.” The man said, “Okay, but give me the gun.”The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.The blonde said, “You’re an idiot — there’s no bullets in the gun.” The man replied, “You’re the idiot — there’s no money in the wallet.”

sry no



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