A few more pick ups funny or not?!
Question: I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ***!
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that *** is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
Answers: I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ***!
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that *** is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
Is that how you found the wife??? Lmao Lol
I'll say not!, seen alot worse though!...
those are horrible. if you wanna get a girl complement her ( shoes )
They were funny pick up lines...I would be laughing inside but be in tears on the outside.
dont plan on using any of these unless you plan on gettin slapped.
OK, I liked the Gillette line. The rest would get you a slap across the face.
hehe thanks i needed a good laugh
some of those are good but most are shocking. you'd most likely get slapped in the face. i can't resist sharing some favourites of friends.
"do you come here often?"
"i'd like to drop anchor in your port"
"is that a mirror in your pocket because i could see myself in your pants"
"if you were a burger you'd be McGorgeous"
"my love for you burns with the intensity of a thousand burning suns.... can i have your number?"
"i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?"
some good, some not so good...
good laugh nevertheless
Not sure but long.