After a long session of making love?!
Question: he notices a picture of a man, on the nightstand.
"Is that your Husband?" he saked. "No, I'm not married" she answered.
"Is it your fiance or boyfriend?" To which she again said "No."
"Oh, must be your brother." he said. Again she answered "No"
"Well, who is it then, to have his picture at your bedside?"
"Oh, that's me prior to the surgery," she proudly said.
Answers: he notices a picture of a man, on the nightstand.
"Is that your Husband?" he saked. "No, I'm not married" she answered.
"Is it your fiance or boyfriend?" To which she again said "No."
"Oh, must be your brother." he said. Again she answered "No"
"Well, who is it then, to have his picture at your bedside?"
"Oh, that's me prior to the surgery," she proudly said.
lmao that is to funny!
hahaha
LOL
" Good one !!!!"
i've heard that one before...still funny
Time to gargle with mouthwash.
WOW
Heard this one already. Here's one back at ya....since it's Thanksgiving....:
Good Turkey Stuffing Recipe
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
stuffing - imagine that! When I found this recipe, I thought it was
perfect for people like me who just aren't sure how to tell when
poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.
And enjoy your holiday!!
BAKED STUFFED TURKEY
7-10 lb. roasting turkey
1/4 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt,
and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with
the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey's butt blows the oven door open and the turkey flies
across the room, it's done!!!.
Um.... good set-up..... but what's the punchline ?
that is awesome
got a friend of mine going through that right now.
cant wait for him to be a her.
there is something to be said about a woman that cant get pregnant.
wow......
very funny
OOOOOOO! Ewww. Good 1! :o
Good one