Could God make a Bible so boring, even he could not bring himself to read it?!
Question: This is more of a joke and I am not trying to piss anyone off....
Although I will probably.
Thanks
Answers: This is more of a joke and I am not trying to piss anyone off....
Although I will probably.
Thanks
Well, technically God cannot "make" the Bible because he is a spiritual figure. Living men were the ones who constructed the bible. The only role God played in the Bible-making was that he was part of the theme.
lol funny but soo truuuu
haha
God knows every little fiber of every cell structure in the body, He knows the very core of nature, to the tiniest insect that can not be seen by mortal man to the knowledge of every wild beast. He knows how far the universe will expand and when it will stop. He knows how fast the speed of light travels and it has nothing on Him. He knows every ones mind, heart and soul and is every where at all times, He sees all and knows all and is all powerful and creates all things with the word from his lips, He is able to save to the utmost those who call on his name and destroy those who curse Him. Yes, as you can see, He is anything but Boring, and he has given us a Bible for us to Know him and how to go to the place where He dwells and still we will not begin to know how great and awesome He really is. He loves people unconditionally and has given Mankind His most precious Gift, no two precious gifts, He has given us His Son, Jesus Christ, the King of Glory and He has give us the breath of life. No, God makes all things perfect and leave it up to some people to find themselves bored with asking such questions..
i guess for you and others it is boring ,but for us Christians it is one of our most precious possesions.
i guess you just want to make fun of Christianity.
more copies of the BIBLE are sold in one year than any other book ever written is sold in it's life time.
so i'd say the BIBLE is the most popular book out there also the most criticized ,made fun of ,etc....
i just don't get why you enjoy making fun of a GOD who loves you so much,i just hope for your sake you repent in time .
God is not not the one who wrote the bible. He is the one who inspired or in another words made people write it exactly the way he wanted in the unknown way to us humans.