Now remember this is a joke, I'm not putting men down!! not this much anyway!


Question: Men are like LAXATIVES they irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like BANANAS the older they get the less firm they are.
Men are like BLENDERS you need one, but your not quite sure why.
Men are like CHOCOLATE sweet,smooth and usually head straight for your hips.
Men are like DEPARTMENT STORES their clothes are allways half off.
Men are like MASCARA they run at the first sign of emotion
Men are like SNOWSTORMS you never know they are coming,how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

And for all the men who say "why buy a cow when you can get milk for free" heres one for the women "why buy an entire pig for a bit of sausage....


Answers: Men are like LAXATIVES they irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like BANANAS the older they get the less firm they are.
Men are like BLENDERS you need one, but your not quite sure why.
Men are like CHOCOLATE sweet,smooth and usually head straight for your hips.
Men are like DEPARTMENT STORES their clothes are allways half off.
Men are like MASCARA they run at the first sign of emotion
Men are like SNOWSTORMS you never know they are coming,how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

And for all the men who say "why buy a cow when you can get milk for free" heres one for the women "why buy an entire pig for a bit of sausage....

haha
i love it!
lol

star for you!

I like it!

lol, all pretty crap till the pig and sausage bit, thats quite good

Good now F--- off

i hope i never meet you in real life

This is so funny! LoL too true also

If you were alone in a forest and nobody was around would you still be wrong?

LOL

All the above are not so true !! You could continue compiling all those words and comparisons .... but nothing compares to the real world ... where men are really MEN !!

I think you have never been to 'heaven' yet with real MEN !

i had kept that poem on the wall just to remember this too shall pass
loved it then and love it now

Good one, I am a man who can laugh at himself!

Yeah!!!! Way to go Girl!!!! Now how about some letters Dear Abby admitted she was at a loss to answer?

Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby" What can I do about all the sex, nudity, fowl language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby: I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby: I am a 23-year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby: I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home, turn against his own?

Dear Abby: My 40-year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy!

Dear Abby: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he IS a doctor. Now what do I do?

Love the pig-sausage bit,lol!

lol......being a man....still made me smile.

Quite amusing, - unless you happen to be JEWISH!

true.lol

hmm...



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