Joke - A passenger aircraft is halfway across the atlantic when all four engines!
Question: It enters a shallow dive - the pilot announces they will have to ditch in the water - and everyone should take up crash positions. A beautiful young woman at the front leaps up - tears all her clothes off, and shouts: "I don't want to die a virgin - will any man here make me feel like a real woman?"
A guy at the back jumps up - tears off his trousers - ........ Throws them at the woman and says: "Here - iron these"
wait for it ... wait for it.... INCOMING!
Answers: It enters a shallow dive - the pilot announces they will have to ditch in the water - and everyone should take up crash positions. A beautiful young woman at the front leaps up - tears all her clothes off, and shouts: "I don't want to die a virgin - will any man here make me feel like a real woman?"
A guy at the back jumps up - tears off his trousers - ........ Throws them at the woman and says: "Here - iron these"
wait for it ... wait for it.... INCOMING!
Funny! 10!
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haha...i guess
lol good joke
thts relly good loll
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nice