Golf - Catholics vs. Jews?!
Question: The leader of the Jewish Nation (Benjamin Netanyahu) made a
proposal to the Catholic Pope. The proposal - The leaders
should play a game of golf, the winner is the leader of the best religion.
So, the Pope went to discuss the proposal with his Cardinals. The Pope was very concerned about the said proposal, as he had never touched a golf club in his life.
"Don't worry," One of the Cardinals said, "We'll call Jack Nicholas and make him a Cardinal. Then you can say you are feeling ill and cannot make it, but you have a replacement. Then send Jack on his merry way and have him win the match!"
"Great idea!" The Pope exclaimed.
So, the Pope made Jack Nicholas a Cardinal and sent him to face off against Benjamin Netanyahu.
Jack came back with both good and bad news.
"Well? What's the good news?" The Pope asked eagerly.
"Well, I played best game ever, my drives were straight and strong, my putts were perfectly on target, and I made every chip in."
Answers: The leader of the Jewish Nation (Benjamin Netanyahu) made a
proposal to the Catholic Pope. The proposal - The leaders
should play a game of golf, the winner is the leader of the best religion.
So, the Pope went to discuss the proposal with his Cardinals. The Pope was very concerned about the said proposal, as he had never touched a golf club in his life.
"Don't worry," One of the Cardinals said, "We'll call Jack Nicholas and make him a Cardinal. Then you can say you are feeling ill and cannot make it, but you have a replacement. Then send Jack on his merry way and have him win the match!"
"Great idea!" The Pope exclaimed.
So, the Pope made Jack Nicholas a Cardinal and sent him to face off against Benjamin Netanyahu.
Jack came back with both good and bad news.
"Well? What's the good news?" The Pope asked eagerly.
"Well, I played best game ever, my drives were straight and strong, my putts were perfectly on target, and I made every chip in."
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THT IS THE FUNNNIEST JOKE IVE HEARD IN AGES :))
HAHa very nice one
well.lol
ROFL
Tiger Woods, would be Jewish
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dead funny hi
go smart jews who know the best in golf. :P