First blond GUY Joke???!
Question: The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
" Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
Answers: The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
" Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
sorry stole your joke and just rang my friends i love it, i did leave you a star as payment thanks
hahahahaha good one!!!!
wowwwww
I've heard it before, but its still a good one :D
heard it before, but one of my favorites!!
Heard that 1 millions of times before. but ur right about the blond guy part
lolz
ha ha ha
I heard that before. It's hilarious.
You are so damn awesome.
lmfao thats gr8 lol
Lol, pretty cute. Pretty cute.
nice xD
Made me smile, thanks.
I LOVE IT! Very funny!
i love it
regards x kitti x
LOL !
i love this joke !
I've heard this before, except hair colr wasn't used....he was a polish guy.
lmao!!! thats funnii as heck!, im sorryy i gatta steal this joke!
Oh your good, dat was really clever L0L
HaHaHaHaHa
big kiss 4 you
xxx
hahahahaha. very good.
Not a good question.
lol,
I heard it before, but he was polish.
That tickled the hell outta me!
LMAO.......................................
Funny.
It's good, but it is not the first blonde guy joke. I know another one, but I don't think yahoo would let me put it on here.
nice
MO
That joke is old and it's not the first blonde guy joke. I've heard almost all blonde jokes told with a guy instead of a chick.