A lawyer, a Rabbi and a Hindu?!
Question: A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said, "There might be a problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep in the house. So one of you must sleep in the barn."
"No problem," chimed the Rabbi. "My people wandered in the desert for forty years. I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for one evening." With that he departed to the barn, and the others bedded down for the night.
Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I just can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn, and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."
His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door. "What's wrong?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I, too, am grateful for your helping us out, but there is a cow in the barn. In my country cows are considered sacred and I can't sleep on holy ground!"
That left only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Moments later there was another knock on the farmer's door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.
Answers: A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said, "There might be a problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep in the house. So one of you must sleep in the barn."
"No problem," chimed the Rabbi. "My people wandered in the desert for forty years. I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for one evening." With that he departed to the barn, and the others bedded down for the night.
Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I just can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn, and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."
His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door. "What's wrong?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I, too, am grateful for your helping us out, but there is a cow in the barn. In my country cows are considered sacred and I can't sleep on holy ground!"
That left only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Moments later there was another knock on the farmer's door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.
Fantastic! Loved it! lol.
i dont get it
Pretty funny! 8/10!
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HA ha ha! Cool LOL!
Cow and pig are annoyed with.....(hic) the lawyer!!!!
HA HA HA HA !!!
LMAO!
like it 10/10/.lol
Simply superb. An excellent joke. Thanks for sharing it with us all. That the pig and cow could not stand the lawyer is evident.
Without saying what is suggestive, you made the joke all the more funny.
I liked that one, I love lawyers
funny
WOW!! That is the shizznit. Star to you~
excellent as always
may l say how happy i am to see you back, congratulations
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i don't get it... i even read people's responses and i still don't get it
It means the lawyer swindled them out of the barn! It was pretty funny!
That was a good one :D xxxx
You should submit another. :D
Poor animals!
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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very good and funny again. *
I am painting a picture of you.....hates men and lawyers.
Tells me you got divorced and lost plenty !!!
Don't worry, only joking. thanx for sharing.
hahaha, very funny.
LOL thats a good one made my day!