Hey Everybody! I have a sub in Bio. and my sub is a b*tch. want to cheet me up?!
Question: my sub is the librarian for the school. i hate her. she hates me. im in the front row and cant move. wil you make me laugh?? mot out loud but cheer me up??
Answers: my sub is the librarian for the school. i hate her. she hates me. im in the front row and cant move. wil you make me laugh?? mot out loud but cheer me up??
You tell the worst jokes ever. I don't get it, lol. Don't let your sub know you tell horrible jokes, she'll just hate you more. Just sit through the rest of class thinking of all the offensive, crude jokes you can never tell her. For that matter, you can't even tell her cheesy jokes. For a giggle, imagine her reaction. For a laugh riot, raise your hand and tell her one. I was just joking earlier, you tell great jokes! Go ahead. Do it. Do it.
Say: "Miss Crazy Lirarian, have you heard this one?
The new school librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a 'Contract' for returning the books on time. Her first customer was a third grader who looked surprised to see a new librarian. He brought three books to the desk and shoved them across to the librarian, giving her his name as he did so.
The librarian pushed the books back and told him to sign them out. The boy laboriously printed his name on each book card and then handed them to her with a look of utter disgust. Before the librarian could even start her speech, he said scornfully, "The other librarian we had knew how to fu*kin' write."
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See, an innocent joke turned crude with just one word. Do it. She'll appreciate it later. Do it. She'll.... laugh, n stuff. Just do it. Do it. Raise your hand. Tell her about the airline stewardess:
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
DO IT DO IT DO IT!
:D
The librarian is nice. Your hate is what is getting you down. It's your problem and only you can fix it.
I have been a teacher for 5 years, and am subbing now so I can spend more time with my son. Give subs some slack; they are coming into an enviornment they know nothing about. And, she doesn't hate you; you may think so, but she doesn't hate you. Really...what reason would she have? She doesn't think about you after you are out of her sight.
hope this cheers u up :)
some happy bunny sayings:
kids r our future...... afraid?
nobodys perfect but im as close as it gets
u can shut up now because nobody thinks what your saying maters. and if it does matter we still wouldnt care
yo mama jokes:
yo mama so fat that when she steps on a scale she can see her phone number
yo mama so fat that when she went to that beach in a bikini all the whales can up shore and started sisnging, we r family even though your bigger that me
Hmm... Old joke I was told by a Rabbinical student...
A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane. After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The Rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The Priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the Rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted pork."
The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest replied, "Yes Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The Rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, "A lot better than pork isn't it?"
No wonder she doesn't like you, You can't even spell the word cheer, SO how can I cheet you up. Hmm is that American slang?
Little johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little johny, But I like the way you think.
So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a bannana. The teacher replies, no little johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think. At this point little johny is furious. Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD. The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble. Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think.