10 minutes late?!


Question: One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9.30 okay?"

George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."

The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.

They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."

The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. "Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.
George said, "Sure if I’m ten minutes late…"

Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute… You always say you may be ten minutes late. But you’re always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."

George said, "Well, that’s true – I’m superstitious. If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If she’s sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed."

"What if she’s lying on her back?"

George said, "That’s when I’m ten minutes late!"


Answers: One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9.30 okay?"

George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."

The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.

They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."

The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. "Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.
George said, "Sure if I’m ten minutes late…"

Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute… You always say you may be ten minutes late. But you’re always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."

George said, "Well, that’s true – I’m superstitious. If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If she’s sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed."

"What if she’s lying on her back?"

George said, "That’s when I’m ten minutes late!"

Oh my goodness!!

I never expected that!! Not in a million years!!

Thanks for sharing!!

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uhm ....

interesting old sport, interesting

ok? I don't get it

haha. That was pretty long, though.

Nice one, thanks.

hahaha! clean joke!

Good one, lol. Not heard that one

*laughs*

That's pretty good.

Cute - good for an honest chuckle! Thanks! A star for you.

well.lol

Ha ha that's funny thanks

haha..i like it ;p

well funny. If I write that down for text purposes, how many texts do you think I'll need? Perhaps I'll put that on Yahoo answers.xxx

For those that don't get the Joke.

When his wife is on her back, he hops on and goes to town with some Sexual Intercourse (for the kiddies out there, kept it clean). That's when he is 10 minutes late to golf.

Ten minutes, he,s quick

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I don't get it. explain please. ?????????????????????

Cool! Hey, and I love your name!!! Is it just me or has Yahoo Answers frozen? Kinda trippy...ha ha!

haha

Funny! 10!

cool

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