Puppies....?!


Question: Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two dogs mating.

Johnny asks his father, "What are those dogs doing?"

"Well they are making puppies," his dad says.

The next day they see the same dogs mating and already Johnny says, "Hey they are making puppies!"

That night Johnny walks in on his parents having sex. Curious, Johnny asks, "What are you two doing?"

"Well we are making you a baby sister," said his dad.

"No no no" yells Johnny, "roll her over and make me some puppies!"


Answers: Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two dogs mating.

Johnny asks his father, "What are those dogs doing?"

"Well they are making puppies," his dad says.

The next day they see the same dogs mating and already Johnny says, "Hey they are making puppies!"

That night Johnny walks in on his parents having sex. Curious, Johnny asks, "What are you two doing?"

"Well we are making you a baby sister," said his dad.

"No no no" yells Johnny, "roll her over and make me some puppies!"

The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in
October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and the British
authorities.

The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.

BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS ACCOMPANY US.
I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

cute

i dont know

LOL! :D

Uhh...yes? Not really a question.

I like the joke though^^

ha ha good one

AHHhhhhhh!!! Good one! Lmao!

gosh, that was so funny i forot to laugh. ?.?

LOL awwwh thats hilarious. Whats your question? :P

Is that a joke if it is thats pretty good

Really good joke have a star

hahaha.... that is the way johny undertood!!!!!!

Ha ha ha suuuuper one its..... :-)

How about this one....... :-)

A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

it aok...but the middle part of it could have been cleaner.

Ive heard this one from my cousin!!
its pretty funny!

Haahahaha wooo hoo ahahahahaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah woooooo ahahahahaahahaaa hahahahahahaha wooo ahahahahaahahahahahaaaaaa wo aha wo ahah ha ha h a ....cough......sniff...'i'll get my coat.' Exits question.

lol,lol,lol, 10/10, star, hilarious.
Doggy style=puppies...............hahaha

Funny! 10!

lol

im now pi##ing my self

funny :)

ha ha ha thats a good one x



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