An oldie for you lot funny or not?!
Question: A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a
mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so
knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the
milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of
milk. Did you mean
15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my
bathtub up with
milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No. Just up to my waist."
Answers: A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a
mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so
knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the
milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of
milk. Did you mean
15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my
bathtub up with
milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No. Just up to my waist."
Very good
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Good one .
"..just up to the waist..?" In order to get beautiful ? Where ? !
"Would you like it Pasteurised, cos pasteurised is best?"
"Ernie, I'd be happy if it comes up to me chest!"
hahaha
it was ernie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLKaLvrtn...
Good joke. That part of the joke particularly,which says that she is interested in beautification of that part of the body not exposed to Sun, takes the cake.
ha ha ha
Excellent. Thanks
lol