A QUICK COUPLE OF LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES FUNNY or NOT?!
Question: A police officer had a perfect hiding place for catching speeders. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit. The officer found the problem: a 10 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand-painted sign which said:
“RADAR TRAP AHEAD”
A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice,… Little Johnny, about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading:
“TIPS” and a bucket at his feet……….. full of change.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny? “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
Answers: A police officer had a perfect hiding place for catching speeders. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit. The officer found the problem: a 10 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand-painted sign which said:
“RADAR TRAP AHEAD”
A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice,… Little Johnny, about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading:
“TIPS” and a bucket at his feet……….. full of change.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny? “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
lol luv them both!!! thanks for the laugh
heh.
The second one was okay.
The first one NO. The second one not bad.
Find this too funny....
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
"Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.
The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, spread her arms wide and said: "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly: "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
second one was funny
Good one thanks Lol