I guy walks into a bar with a Monkey. The Monkey immediately begins to eat every!
Question: He hops up on nthe bar and starts eating all the Pretzels, then Potato Chips, Cherries, etc.
The Bartender asked the guy why his Monkey was doing that, "Oh, he eats everything in sight, all the time." Was his response.
About then the Monkey jumped on the Billiard Table and gulped down the cue ball.
Several weeks later the guy returns and the Monkey immediately leaped up on the bar and picked up some Pretzels, poked them up his Ars and then ate them. Then hopped over to some Cherries and poked them up his Ars, then commenced to eat them.
"Now, why is he doing that?" asked the Bartender.
"Oh, he still eats everything in sight," said the guy, "but ever since he passed that cue ball, he measures everything before he eats it."
Answers: He hops up on nthe bar and starts eating all the Pretzels, then Potato Chips, Cherries, etc.
The Bartender asked the guy why his Monkey was doing that, "Oh, he eats everything in sight, all the time." Was his response.
About then the Monkey jumped on the Billiard Table and gulped down the cue ball.
Several weeks later the guy returns and the Monkey immediately leaped up on the bar and picked up some Pretzels, poked them up his Ars and then ate them. Then hopped over to some Cherries and poked them up his Ars, then commenced to eat them.
"Now, why is he doing that?" asked the Bartender.
"Oh, he still eats everything in sight," said the guy, "but ever since he passed that cue ball, he measures everything before he eats it."
LOL, an original joke.. well done! :-)
Hahahaha...
the cue ball didnt go down so now he makes sure it isnt big enough?
that was funny
Good joke.
HA!HA! THAT WAS FUNNY!
funny!
Lol!
hahaha!
Ok then...