Michael Jackson fans: Are there any POSITIVE MJ jokes?!
Question: What I mean is are there any jokes about Michael that aren't making fun of him? I saw one that Thriller used in an answer, but are there any others?
PS. If you are not an mj fan, and you are going to tell me a negative Michael Jackson joke that makes fun of him Do not answer!
Answers: What I mean is are there any jokes about Michael that aren't making fun of him? I saw one that Thriller used in an answer, but are there any others?
PS. If you are not an mj fan, and you are going to tell me a negative Michael Jackson joke that makes fun of him Do not answer!
Yes here's a couple,
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a slot machine?
A: One is something people try to get money out of and one is a machine in a casino!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an Easter egg?
A: An Easter egg cracks under pressure!
??We Love You Michael!!!!??
I'm not sure, but his music in the 80's was great!!
Who is Michael Jackson?
no !!!
no but do u have any that u can share wit me
no.
nope
Yea I'm POSITIVE he's a child molester
your kidding right???? Is there actually still a fan of his out there?
A joke thats positive about MJ wouldnt really be that funny. I'm a fan of his music but cmon, you know hes wacko lol
no but heres 1 for yah when does michel jackson go to sleep when the big hand touches the littie hand michael jackson sucks hes a pedophlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
sadly and truthfully the answer is NO, but i think that MJ is still the greatest...love him sooo much:-)
Awwwwww You mean we can't make jokes about his grotesque nose falling off? OK Michael Jackson is cool! THAT's a joke!
Jokes? How about the jokes' on us all!
Rolling Stone did a cover story on Mr. Jackson many moons ago - he was drawn as a cartoon figure on the cover. Check your local library - and read as follows -
The "secret" in this mag is quite revealing - practically ALL the horror stories you've read about Micheal are untrue - The Jackson Family have one modus operandi - say anything you want, however controversial - just spell the names right.
Micheal knew the success of "Thriller" would be difficult, if not impossible, to match. So - when one reaches said pinnacle of celebrity, one may feel the need to "help the masses" - however weird or morbid his persona may seem, he meant to "communicate" to his audience - something similar, in effect, to the horrors he had witnessed - and hoped to correct, even if he had to take the personal heat.
The article is written in a somewhat primitive form of intelligence operative - I can't disclose it fully. Oh, what the hey -
Read....... my........ lips......cross-eyed.
You get the idea.
i dont have one and u know that lol
When I think of Michael, I just think of nice music, not comedy.
I Cr 13;8a
Ps 122;6
I doubt it. What could be a good joke? I will think up one. :)
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Britney Spears?
- Michael Jackson would never drop his children and he's not mentally sick!
I can't think of any.
However when my friends daughter was quite little about 4 I think she used to walk around shouting Michael Jackson in a silly voice, that was funny and before anyone thinks she was being mean she used to shout it to make me laugh as she knows I like him, she even likes him, but then again her taste in music has always been mature.
I don't know any positive MJ jokes, but Thriller did give some good ones.