Joke nearly?!
Question: irish guy walks into a pub. i'll have an orange juice please bartender..................still orange sir...................yes i haven't changed my f-ing mind
Answers: irish guy walks into a pub. i'll have an orange juice please bartender..................still orange sir...................yes i haven't changed my f-ing mind
lol, star for you, good one.
My turn for a bar joke.
This drunk man comes home, and at the front door, his wife is standing there. She is really ticked off. She yells, 'Where the hell have you been!?!? You've kept me up most of the night!!! Where the hell were you!?!?'
Then the guy says, 'Don't scream. I was at this great new bar. Called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is gold. The tables, the seats, the bar, the stools, the cups. Hell, even the urinals are golden.'
Frustrated, the woman looks in the phone-book, and find the Goldne Saloon. She calls them and says is it true you have golden tables, seats, bars, stools, and cups?'
'Why yes we do ma'am'
'You even have golden urinals?'
'Hold on a minute' then the guy yells, HEY BOB. I THINK WE HAVE A LEAD ON WHO WENT ON YOUR SAXOPHONE!
Bad joke
Not funny! Sorry!
I actually think that was funny
nearly,not quite
i liked it,,,
well.lol
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I hated your joke but I liked the soccer guy's joke.