I'll apologise now if you've heard any of these before....? True calls f!
Question: Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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Answers: Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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Oh, I just had to send those to my daughter, who will appreciate them as much as I did!!
Cheers, thanks for the laughs!!
Old or not I have never heard them before!!
10/10 + *!!
That customer is really funny...i am still laughing!!! lol
Some of them are really lame..
You can have a star just for that!
ha some of them are good!
lol that's me all over i cant understand instructions so thats why i can't join my mates in multiply!!!
ok, i have done one of them, the 3rd about the software bcs i have a DVD players that takes CDs, so i thought that there is no need for computer = D 10/10 & *
ive the heard the one about wow u can see my screen!
hahaha,very funny
Those are great! I have worked in the tech support department and those things happen.
Funny... I love these... I gave you a star... LMAO
it it .lol
" ROFLOL " !!
If you only knew !!
hahahahahahaha !!
Pmsl...
Absolute pearla's
Top marks*
Funny! 10!
Geeezzz, Time for somebody to get a life (off the puter). ~~~