Funniest One Liner.?!


Question: Whoever has the funniest one liner joke wins . . . decided by the most thumbs up votes, not by me.

I'll pick the one of you who has the most thumbs up tomorrow.


Answers: Whoever has the funniest one liner joke wins . . . decided by the most thumbs up votes, not by me.

I'll pick the one of you who has the most thumbs up tomorrow.

1.A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.

2.Your armpits smell so bad that the teacher gave you an A just for not raising your hand.

3.Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''


4.She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

5.A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.

6.When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

7.After Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally knew why he called his company Microsoft.

8.Did you hear about the guy who drove his Ford Chevy truck into the lake?

It sank... like a rock!

9.Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice

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